Director of Joy
Industry: Life
Employment Type: Full-time
Job Functions: Management, Product, Sales, Procurement, People Ops, IT, Finance, Marketing, Customer Service, International Relations, Smoothiesta.
About The Job
Join us for a unique post-paid position that offers personal and professional development, an executive speaker series, and community-building. This program will give you an opportunity to work on complex life science solutions, to develop scalable, distributed homo sapiens systems, and also to collaborate on multitudes of smaller projects that have universal appeal - which requires research, awareness, interactivity, and the ability to ask the right questions at the right time. Hot tub time is not the right time.
Minimum Qualifications
Currently pursuing a degree in the Culinary Arts or in a related technical field.
Experience in one or more of the following: acupuncture, massage (shiatsu preferred), or plumbing.
Preferred Qualifications
Implementation skills with one or more general purpose languages, including but not limited to: Spanish, French, French Canadian, American Sign Language, and the language of dogs.
Research experience in the following areas: auto body repair, crown molding, the gambling arts, ballroom dance, high stakes negotiation.
Demonstrated background in life science, with competencies in sommelier-ing, event planning, and graphic design.
Depending On Your Background And Experience, You Will Be Working In One Of The Following Areas
Media Management
Liquid Procurement
General Admin
Site Reliability (web-based & apartment-based)
Scalable Solutions to the World’s Largest Problems
Responsibilities
Research, conceive and develop life applications to extend and improve on Rob’s product offering.
Contribute to a wide variety of projects utilizing natural language processing, artificial intelligence, data compression, machine learning and search technologies.
Collaborate on scalability challenges involving access to massive amounts of data and information.
Be neither heard nor seen but always remain within earshot and eyesight.